From My Thumb

"Hello, Is that the Libyan Embassy?"
"Yesa sir, Salaam. Can I help you?"
" My name is McGee and I need a visa to enter your country to work."
" Visa procedures very difficult--you must apply six months in advance, sir."
" Even as a British citizen?"
" Yes, definitely. Where are you born sir.?
"Scotland, UK."
" No visa for Scottish people needed sir."
"You mean I can just fly in?"
" Of course, no visa for Scottish people needed. Scottishland very great."
" Just bring my passport then?"
" Certainly, but please bring flag for me and Haddis."
"You mean Haggis?
'Yes, great Scottish delicacy similar to Libyan sheep stuffing."
"Thank you. I shall be there soon."
" Just ask for first class seat--no problem. Don't forget flag for me."
"Thank you very much."

An astute judge voices the truth by saying that Immigration is the main cause of crime and the increase in welfare benefits.He is condemned
Somalian and Eritrean and Nigerians and God knows who else walk into Britain ,commit crimes, set up gangs and live on Welfare. These people are refugees, so they say, and live off the fat of the land while trading drugs, perpetrating criminal acts and using the "new country" to further nefarious ends.We are called racist for pointing fingers.
A mother and two men abuse a baby so violently that it is a wonder he survived so long. Social services and police do not know what a broken back is. Some doctors missed the injuries too! Who the hell can we rely on to protect us?
A 43 year old father has his face smashed beyond recognition by two drunken yobs who cannot remember what happened. The yobs grow--the police falter. In fact they're too busy spying on normal people with their cameras and recruited neighbours. While your wheelie bin and dog poop spies and speed cameras are out on patrol, who had a camera on baby P.?
The crime rate in Britain is reported in the news as worse than in South Africa. It is a disgrace.
Let me end this vitriolic tirade by telling some home truths:
-Our police do a fine job but are hampered by government regulations.
-Our border police cannot distinguish between a real passport and a fake one.
-Our courts are "shit scared" to deport anyone because they, poor things, may suffer persecution in their homeland.
-Our welfare system hands out benefits to illegal immigrants but we have two million plus unemployed. I'll bet their little jobless benefit from the jobcentre (lower case because because they are the laziest,unsympathetic lot in Britain) comes nowhere near a fat family of five from Nigeria who have just bought a plasma TV. Sorry Nigerians but you are well known as the most corrupt people in Africa. Take me to court!
-It is not going to get better and I'll tell you why: The Government cannot govern and they cannot recover from a legacy left since the sixties. They are helpless, too conservative and too damn incapable of solving problems. They have also become so conservative in their approach to laws. Let me sum it up: THERE IS NO-ONE IN GOVERNMENT WHO CAN UNDO THE HARM CAUSED BY PREVIOUS LAWMAKERS!

Enoch Powell was right --and Britain will be a black nation in 20 years time. No offence intended but Britain is not in Africa!